Rosie's thought for the day

Getting into drawers in the morning kan be quite difficult, especiall if one has been bluttered the nite before, here are some tips that mite help ladies to don the under-garment known as-drawers
A. Lay in bed, or pile of coats behind the door in my case, bend down and place drawers over feet, making sure that gusset is the rite way up, slowly work drawers up sturdy, blew veined legs, take a rest when you come to hips. Now, and this is the difficult part, ease up on wan hip, this will probably lead to a loud breaking of wind,ignore interuption, slide drawers under wan plump, wrinkled hip, take another rest and repeat the procedure with other hip,once again ignore any recrual interuptions or explosions, its just your suggestive system shifting the ballast.Sit up in bed, lean forward as far as you kan and wrestle drawers round waste, once again, ignoring all disruptions from the rear. Your drawers are now on and you can leap out of bed, like a blew-arsed fly and face the anything the day kan throw at you. give yourself a klap on the back and make strong cup of tay with plenty of sugar.

B. This thyme you climb out of bed and stand in the nudie,Hold drawers firmly with finger and thumb, first making sure that gusset is facing out. Now comes the difficult part, you must stand on wan leg, but two do so, wool probably bring on a case of the head-staggers. The answer is to lean at a 15%angle on a firm surface eg wall or door. Lift left leg slowly, always being aware that this wool cause eruptions from the rear, ignore them, keep your head. Now holding drawers in the afore said manner, bend over and slip wan trembling foot into the dangling leg of the drawers. Grate caution is required here, this is where so many ladies get their nickers in a twist. If heel catches on leg of drawers, shake it loose,still ignoring explosions from the rear. Stand upright and breathe deeply, those little black spots in front of your eyes is simply a sign of Hi blood pressure. When you have reposed yourself, repeat action with other leg. Rest with drawers hanging below the hips. Then, take a deep breath and haul resisting drawers over plump, mottled hips. VOILE your drawers are on, NOw you can face the day with konfidence, safe in the knowledge, that your under-carriage is protected by a stout double gusset. Smile, you are as safe as FOrt Nox.

C. If you have a partner or signifient other, why knot enlist their help in the drawers opperation. THis kan be done it too ways. YOu kan lean against your parter as you wrestle fiercly with drawers, PS it is a good iden two warn him first about the rectal explosions. If he is the nervour type, then this method is knot for you.
If you no your parter well,why knot let him put on the drawers, all you have two do is leer sultry and lift leg as directed. A word of caution here, never let a man with a molile fone anywhere near your under-carriage, or you could end up on U-tube.

WEll ladies, I hope that was helpfull,my words of whisdom come from years of struggling with drawers.THen wan day, I sat down, put crayon too paper and came up with this little self help guide.IF you follow my advice,you wool save many minutes in the morning, minutes you could spend on lady-like things, like talking about flaky pastery, twin-sets or petting little kittnes, as you go forraging for wild flowers in the cunt'ry side.

Getting out of drawers is muck more simple, slide drawers down hips,wiggle 'till they lie around your feet, withdraw wan leg, then tos them in the air with a flip of wan tow